my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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