That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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