She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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