I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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