I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Randomize
