____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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