Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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