I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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