i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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