did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
