So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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