I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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