Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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