you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
