They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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