So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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