I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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