Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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