I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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