talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
