im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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