The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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