haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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