Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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