I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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