people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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