Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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