the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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