one might say we're banned from that church
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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