All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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