Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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