I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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