Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
where am i from again
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
