Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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