entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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