Ambien. No doubt about it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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