new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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