Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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