He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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