You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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