Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
