I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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