Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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