return my video game
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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