no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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