Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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