we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
