carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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