I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You were trust falling into bushes
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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