She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
